by Nico, Paulette, Zoe, Morgan
W: Hello, squirrel.
S: Go away.
W: Aren’t we a pearl. Why do you pray?
S: If you’re going to attack, then please just make it fast.
W: Attack? What’s this new theory? …What? Just a query.
S: We all know you’re a fiend. I’m not getting closer except in your dreams.
Chorus
S: You say that you won’t eat me, but I think you’re trying to cheat me!
W: I’ve been taking a class about meat. Turns out it’s not so neat. It’s vegetables that you should eat. Delectable and hard to beat.
S: Why do I find that hard to believe? If you don’t mind, I’m going to leave.
W: Hey, wait up! I just want to chat!
S: Just how did you get to be that fat?
W: I told you, I’m eating my veggies!
S: Or perhaps my dear friend Reggie.
W: Who’s that?
S: He was felled by your kind’s claws.
W: And?
S: It’s enough to give me pause.
W: That’s wolfish. I’m not like them.
S: But your appetite is hard to hem.
W: What, you’re stalking now?
S: Well it’s not like I don’t know-how.
W: So you’ve seen me eating carrots!
S: I saw you eating parrots.
Chorus
S: You say that you won’t eat me, but I think you’re trying to cheat me!
W: Okay fine, you’re right, you win. Vegetables were never in.
S: Right, goodbye then wolf.
Chorus (modified)
S: You said you wouldn’t eat me, but you were trying to cheat me!
W: I swear I learned that meat is not so neat. My veggies are all I like to eat
