• When I have to listen to people sing horribly
  • When I have to take out the trash (that smells like a skunk pooped out another skunk)
  • When the newest episode of Gundam Build Divers RE: Rise comes out
  • When Studio Gundam posts a nu video (I said nu as a reference to the RX-93 v Nu Gundam from Mobile Suit Gundam: Char’s Counterattack)
  • Our vacuum robot did it.
  • My sister wanted to do my homework for me.
  • I have a worktable to build my Gunpla
  • I have a comfortable bed
  • Act like a chicken
  • Scream out “TEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
  • To transform into anything I want
  • To control people’s minds
  • Japan
  • Gundam Base, Tokyo
  • (The famous RX-0 Unicorn Gundam statue that transforms into Destroy Mode at 11 am, 1 pm, 3 pm, 5 pm, and 7:30 pm in japan time.)
  • Pokemon Day
  • Pillows
  • Clouds
  • Kittens (What? I can like kittens too!)




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